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Announcing a unique and fun way to honor someone: the International Cowchip Registry. For a nominal fee, you can have a friend or loved one's name assigned to a cowchip. The Institute For Ordinary Research has located a large store of unnamed cowchips in the Rio Grande valley of Texas. The lucky registrant will receive a hand-calligraphed certificate and directions for finding her namesake cowchip. All names will be permanently recorded and stored in the Library of Congress and in the International Cowchip Registry's vault in Somalia. What a perfect gift for the holiday season.

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